Fence Fanatics T-Shirts

Guy removes fence from where a bike is parked.

'I hope our fence won't cause a conflict.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Tortured Plank

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Baskerville Tabby.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Swords for Making America Great Again

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

The Neighbours from Hell....

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

Castle Cat Flap

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

Things get heated at the outing.

A Woman Shopping.