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'On guard!'

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Date Night

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Finesse fishing

Tortured Plank

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"You know very well what fish!"

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"This new guy's really good!"

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Fencing Venn Graph

'It has to have tall fences.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

"They said you'd be challenging."