Fencing Aficionados Gifts

'On guard!'

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Date Night

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Finesse fishing

Tortured Plank

"You know very well what fish!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Swords for Making America Great Again

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Fencing Venn Graph

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"This new guy's really good!"

"I love my new hood! All i need now is a bow and opposable thumbs!"

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'It has to have tall fences.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

Penknife catching baby penknife.