Fencing Fans Gifts

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'On-guard!': A FencerFoilist with a Gun instead of a Foil

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

En garde!

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Tired of fetching?'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"Bip."

Tortured Plank

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

En-guard dog.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Swords for Making America Great Again

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Businessman fences with three others.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Dog catches UFO

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Acupuncture.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"They said you'd be challenging."

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Five Gold Rings