Fence Fan Gifts

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Raptures

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Yoyo sheep

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

En garde!

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'You've got lot toe!'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"We raise our beef humanely."

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."