Fence-sitter Fan Gifts

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

En garde!

"Tunnel of love"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

THe UDDER Side

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

ATM withdrawal

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Automatic swing machine

"Bip."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

En-guard dog.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'