Fencing Fan Gifts

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

"En garde!"

The winners podium at a fencing competition.

En-guard dog.

En garde!

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

EU

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'He had a tough time fishing today,'