Foil Fencing Fan Gifts

Fencing class 2nd floor.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

En garde!

Civilized Salmon

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

House plants

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

Quilting Bee.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Fishing for Supper

En-guard dog.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"Don't be lazy."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Fisherman and cats

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Diver caught by pelican

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Farmer