Fiber Fan Gifts

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

Roughage.

'I've been knitting since I was ten. . . and never learnt how? To cast off?'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Why Poodles Become Killers

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Quilting Bee.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Water.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.