Fiber Arts Fan Gifts

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Taking a peek at the audience

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Knitted Kitty.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Munch Master.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I love every single one of these."

Quilting Bee.