Fiber Arts Fan Gifts

She's just too practical!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Taking a peek at the audience

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Here's your sweater back."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Knitted Kitty.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Munch Master.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Anyone for tennis?"

The screaming fart.