Fiber Art Lovers Gifts

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Here's your sweater back."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Knitted Kitty.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The drinker.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

The screaming fart.

"I love every single one of these."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Executive MFA

"He overreacts to everything!"

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'