Fiber Arts Gifts

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

"I love every single one of these."

Crocheting during lockdown

The Art Student.

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Knitted Kitty.

"Here's your sweater back."

Sawdust.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

The Rape of Europa

Executive MFA

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'