Fiber Arts Gifts

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

"I love every single one of these."

Crocheting during lockdown

The Art Student.

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

The screaming fart.

The Rape of Europa

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Executive MFA

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!