Fiber Enthusiast Gifts

"I hate to admit it. I'm taking bran and I'm feeling better."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

'Isn't it great that we've reached the stage in our relationship when we're no longer embarrassed to break wind.'

Spinning Wheel

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

String Theory for Beginners.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

King Madras

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'