Fibbing Aficionado Gifts

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Here's your sweater back."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

King Madras

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'