Fibbing Aficionado Gifts

'It took me 7 hours to get him into the boat. Actually, it's fake, and it took me 10 minutes to buy it off the Internet.'

'Er...ummm, yeah, twenty-one. Sure, I'm twenty one.'

'I thought stilts would help me get a tall tale past Mom. They didn't.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'Happy now?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Here's your sweater back."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

King Madras

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.