Fabric Aficionados Gifts

"He's wearing polyester."

I quilt therefore I am

Joined at the hipster.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

King Madras

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Tank color choices.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.