Fabric Aficionados Mugs

"He's wearing polyester."

I quilt therefore I am

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

The Mummy's Purse...

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

King Madras

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Tank color choices.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'