Fabric Enthusiast Gifts

Tailor suggesting fabric to a customer

"I wish you hadn't run that dress up from what was left over"

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

Wooly Mammoth, Polyester Mammoth, Flannel Mammoth, Denim Mammoth

Old woman in fabric shop

Horatio Sparkins

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

No tulle left in this vehicle overnight.

"You've been found guilty of sexism. I sentence you to three weeks in a fabric store."

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Snapshots in Time

String Theory for Beginners.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Making it look easy.

"Here's your sweater back."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

King Madras

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"