Fabric Fabulist Gifts

Christo pays a visit to Chester and Ellie Shumway.

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

King Madras

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Ivan Krylov

Outlaw Quilting Bees