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Christo pays a visit to Chester and Ellie Shumway.

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

King Madras

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"This all started when I had a farm, and now I'm C.I.E.I.O."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

The screaming fart.

Ivan Krylov

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!