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Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Outlaw Quilting Bees

This is the last swatch I'm getting you.

Muslin Fundamentalists.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Happy now?'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."