Fiber Fanatics T-Shirts

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."

'I can't believe it! My own son wearing synthetic clothing!'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

King Madras

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'