Fiber Fanatics Gifts

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"I told him to lay off the high-fibre diet."

'I can't believe it! My own son wearing synthetic clothing!'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

I quilt therefore I am

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Happy now?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Here's your sweater back."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Knitted Kitty.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

King Madras

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'