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Outlaw Quilting Bees

Muslin Fundamentalists.

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

King Madras

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display