Fabric Aficionado T-Shirts

"You'll have to bear with me. I just went from seersucker to tweed."

'You poor chump! You let them talk you into polyester pants!'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Helene tells me you're into fabrics."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'Hey, Martin! Got another shirt here. Can you have it done by noon?'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I quilt therefore I am

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

New Suit.

A Macaroni in 1772

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Lovely dovetail."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"I'm starting to think stripes."