Textile Enthusiast Gifts

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

Inventor names new fabric after his sisters, Polly and Esther.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Linen drapers trying to sell thier wares to a customer.

Maid with her sewing basket

I quilt therefore I am

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Genetic Manipulation

octopus knitting a jumper...

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

The wool club for mammoths.