Textile Aficionados Gifts

For Summer Comfort...The Seersucker Mammoth:

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Academia in Winter

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Spinning Wheel

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.