Textile Aficionados Prints

For Summer Comfort...The Seersucker Mammoth:

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Shear Love.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

Spinning Wheel

My feet were cold.

Wooly mammoth

Sheep Knitting.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"