Textile Lover Prints

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

'...I don't know...I just fancy a little something in Polyester for a change.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Hairstyles

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Cat Sisyphus

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

"My parents hate it."

Cattitude

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

Hunky Dory

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"It's my white whale."

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

John Peel

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Bias Tape

I love coloured tights