Textile Lover Gifts

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

'...I don't know...I just fancy a little something in Polyester for a change.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Hairstyles

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Cat Sisyphus

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

"My parents hate it."

Two lovers sitting on a bobbin

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Cattitude

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Hunky Dory

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"It's my white whale."

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"