Quirky Textile Lover Gifts

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Dummies for Dummies.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Air Dentistry

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Frock Coat

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."