Quirky Textile Lover Mugs

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Dummies for Dummies.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Air Dentistry

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Frock Coat

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"It has tremendous possibilities."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Hats