Wool Lover Gifts

"My parents hate it."

'Baah baah black sheep, have you any wool?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I'd go as far as Schenechtady.'

Black sheep shopkeeper has three bags of wool. He tells customer: 'Sorry mate, all spoken for. Got a new delivery coming in Tuesday.'

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Fleeces for sale

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Cat Sisyphus

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Sportknitting

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

It

Academia in Winter