Wool Admirer Gifts

'Now, don't cry Darling, it will grow back...'

The Fourth Little Pig

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Blue Dress

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Centaur falls in love.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Termites!'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

God playing with dolls.

"My parents hate it."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."