Wool Connoisseur Gifts

The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Knitted Kitty.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'