Wool Aficionado Gifts

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Wooly mammoth

Academia in Winter

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Hey! That's my Coat!'

"I hear she's 20% Rayon!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Knitted Kitty.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Genetic Manipulation

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"My parents hate it."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

The wool club for mammoths.