Wool Aficionado T-Shirts

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Wooly mammoth

My feet were cold.

Academia in Winter

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Hey! That's my Coat!'

"I hear she's 20% Rayon!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Happy now?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Genetic Manipulation

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting