Yarn Aficionado T-Shirts

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

Crocheting during lockdown

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

'Happy now?'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Sisyphus

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Genetic Manipulation