Wool Lovers T-Shirts

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Cat Sisyphus

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"My parents hate it."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Cattitude

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Shear Love.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Wooly mammoth

"It's my white whale."