Wool Lovers Gifts

'A menage a trois That's sick'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Cat Sisyphus

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Genetic Manipulation

Academia in Winter

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"My parents hate it."

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Cattitude

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"It's my white whale."