Wool Enthusiast Gifts

"I had my coat made into a sweater."

'Sister, you're out of your mind if you think I'm paying for this.'

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

Sheep shearer discovers wolf in sheep's clothing.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Will work for grass

By accident they washed me with a conditioner

'Think of it this way. We're going naked so they won't have to.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Be my guest. Have a smell.'

"There you are... I've been talking to a cloud for the last half hour!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Do you have any mothballs?"

"You need a trip to the baaaarber!"

"You have to WANT to conquer your fear of shearing, Milton!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'I don't suppose either of you would have a pair of shears?...'

Wife Knitting Using Wool from Husband's Sweater.

What's the best way of removing wool from your teeth?

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

Sheep shrink in the rain.

Sheep knitting using its own wool.

'My fantasy is that my wool will be made into a sweater worn by Nicole Kidman.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'How did the negotiation go? Not too well.'

The Incredible Shrinking Man, explained at long last.

Lamb coughing up wool balls

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Genetic Manipulation

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."