Wool Enthusiasts Gifts

Shear Love.

"How come when it rains sheep don't shrink?"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Can I interest anyone in anything today?"

'I can't believe it! My own son wearing synthetic clothing!'

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."

'Sheep are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?'

Non-virgin llama wool available.

Sheep Knitting.

'Not again!...'

'I can't be sure, but. . . I think the sheep maybe interbreeding!'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

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