Wool Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Shear Love.

"How come when it rains sheep don't shrink?"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Can I interest anyone in anything today?"

I know dear

'I can't believe it! My own son wearing synthetic clothing!'

"I told you not to shear your wool today: It gets cold in the desert at night..."

"It's homemade."

'Sheep are made of wool, why don't they shrink when it rains?'

Non-virgin llama wool available.

Sheep Knitting.

'Not again!...'

'I can't be sure, but. . . I think the sheep maybe interbreeding!'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Knitted Kitty.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

Genetic Manipulation

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."