Wool Admirers Gifts

100% pure wool - dry clean only

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Knitted Kitty.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Sportknitting

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My parents hate it."

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Perspective

"I love every single one of these."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter