Wool Admirers Pillows

100% pure wool - dry clean only

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

String Theory for Beginners.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Perspective

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"My parents hate it."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I love every single one of these."