Wool Fanatics Pillows

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Happy now?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Cat Sisyphus

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cattitude

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Perspective