Yarn Fanatic Pillows

'Happy now?'

Sisypus

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

Kung Foo Cat

'Gee honey...You're knitting me another sweater!'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"They got us another ball of yarn. Meanwhile, they enjoy their computers and iPhones. And they claim we're selfish!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Knitted Kitty.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

King Madras

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display