Yarn Lover Pillows

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'I'm knitting you a sweater. Do you want it too big or too small?'

The Relationship

'Isn't this the place where a big cat was sighted?'

'I want to return this yarn you sold my wife.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Cat Sisyphus

Spider observing old lady knitting: 'Boy! She's got a lot to learn!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Spider Knitting

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

Arts and crafts

"I really had it finished at Brooklyn Bridge, but I don't get off till Flatbush Avenue."

Making Yarn

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Pet Cow

It took me two weeks to knit but I have to rip it up and start over. I'm dating Mark now.

Knitting ball

'Forget it mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Knitting.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Cattitude

"Hey. Granny. What the hell have you done with my ball of yarn?!"

"It's my white whale."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Crotchet

String Theory for Beginners.