Knitting Fanatics Pillows

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It's dress down day!"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Watch out for number one.

Wooly mammoth