Knitting Fanatics T-Shirts

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"It's dress down day!"

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Watch out for number one.