Knitting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

Sheep Knitting.

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"I started these for you when you were born and finally found time to finish them."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Knitted Kitty.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'